The TYPE of Conservative pioneers is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by LEADER with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.638 billion Conservative pioneersians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CAPITAL. The average income tax rate is 3.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Conservative pioneersian economy, worth 843 trillion CURRENCIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,072 CURRENCIES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Conservative pioneersians any less frightened, Conservative Pioneersian politicians are often described as having more style than substance, and randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Conservative pioneers's national animal is the ANIMAL, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is FAITH.

Conservative pioneers is ranked 264,361^st in the world and 157^th in Nederland for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 40.94 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.